Thursday, September 15, 2005

The Naughty List

Things I have crossed off my birthday wish list in the last month.
  • Edible underwear. Have you ever taken a fruit roll up and wrapped it around your finger and....no thanks.
  • A weekend getaway in New Orleans.
  • Rafael Palmero autographed baseball.
  • An SUV.
  • Brittany's baby to be born on my birthday. Bastard was born last night.
  • A Michael Jackson prison theme party.

Brittany Spears named her son Preston. (insert "are you kidding me face") I have nicknamed him Presto Fedo.

Thank you and be sure to tip your waitresses.

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Blogger Dawn said...

happy almost birthday!!!!!

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Blogger Dawn said...

happy birthday!!!!!

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Blogger MaineSqueeze said...

Thanks!

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