Tuesday, September 13, 2005

Is that street legal?

One of my favorite terms is "street legal." On this fine Tuesday morning, let's explore the question of whether or not some of our favorite things are street legal.
  • lawn darts
  • paddle ball
  • slinky
  • Pizza Hut cheese baked crust
  • water bras
  • Match Light charcoal
  • Easy Bake Ovens
  • Slip N Slide
  • 7-Eleven Coffee
  • Bubble pipes
  • WOW potato chips
  • Tether Ball
  • G-Unit...is G-Unit street legal?
  • Stacey dot com...is Stacey dot com street legal?


Blogger Lady Sappho said...

OMG, you poor thing. I've been there before and it SUX!!! If I had any sittin' around, I'd send it to ya.

As far as your list of 'street legal' items, hmmmm I think the following should NOT be street legal -

Golf darts - only if they're related to lawn darts - yes, I don't know what they are.
Easy bake ovens - OMG, they should've taken those things off the market a SHITLOAD LONG TIME AGO
7-Eleven coffee - they should use that shit in a Iraq, we'd be outta there SO quick.

7:49 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lord have mercy...i couldn't even fucking imagine!!!!!!!!! OCTOBER 1st??? OH HELL NO! they would be paying spex way before then dammit all!

8:11 AM  
Blogger MaineSqueeze said...

HAHAHAHA...I meant lawn darts. I got way ahead of myself.

9:21 AM  
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7:03 AM  

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