Friday, September 16, 2005

Bah, Nah, Nah, Nah, NAAH, NAAH!

Thought of the Day
On September 16, 1977 and giggly baby girl was born in Norfolk, Virginia to Stephen and Lisa Sullivan. My mother was not awake for the delivery as she chose to be drugged out for the C-section birth. When my mother came to and the nurses brought in her new bundle of joy, she started screaming and hollering, proclaiming she was certain she had a boy! She demanded to see her son and sent the nurses scrambling out of the room for cover. Apparently, my mother doesn't do well with medication.

If I have to hear that story every birthday, then so do you.

How's my birthday?

  • Saw a man at the gas station who I swear was the Gordon's Fisherman.
  • Got a sudden craving for fish sticks.
  • Starting narrowing down possibly birthday candle wishes.
  • Used the same "boob" to get me free gas this morning. 2 Boobs at Citgo will only get me an oil change.
  • Found out my birth weight was really 7 pounds, 10 ounces. NOT, the 7 pounds, 11 ounces I've been telling everyone the last 28 years.
  • Came to terms with the fact that I have been living a lie.
  • Wondered how George Burns handled turning 28.
  • Shouted "FUCK" out loud after realizing I am officially closer to 30 than 25.
  • Starting the official planning of my 30th party. We'll be doin' it up Diddy style.
  • Ironed my birthday suit.

13 Comments:

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6:50 AM  
Blogger MaineSqueeze said...

The spam guy didn;t even say happy birthday.

6:59 AM  
Anonymous Anna B said...

Happy Birthday to you hapy birthday to you happy birthday to Stacey happy birthday to you.
I hope you have an fun filled day and that 28 does you well.
I miss your smiling face!!

Who is going to give you your 28 wacks???

7:32 AM  
Blogger Sam said...

Stacey.. I do believe you missed a birthday wish. Don't you want to see my smiling face on your birthday?

Hopefully soon enough. We miss you here in Boston.

Have a good 28th Birthday!!

7:39 AM  
Blogger MaineSqueeze said...

Thanks guys. I miss you too.

7:41 AM  
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9:46 AM  
Blogger Spexial said...

hahahhaha was only going to do it 28 times..but would i really be spexial then?

9:47 AM  
Blogger MaineSqueeze said...

Who's the nut now you fool? Thank you very much!

Where the heck did yo blog go?

9:48 AM  
Blogger Spexial said...

Guess who's back, new, improved and better than ever!...check it out...

10:39 AM  
Blogger Lady Sappho said...

Happy birthday, Stay See. Welcome a little closer to 30-something - haha. I personally LOVED turning 30 cuz I thought everyone would quit calling me a kid. I was basically right!

Side note - you're only a year younger than my girl!!!

11:58 AM  
Blogger Spexial said...

ok what the fuck is up with your email address..i'm pissed..i sent you a card and it got sent back..then i sent you a regular email and it got sent back..i am pissed off about this!

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