Thursday, July 14, 2005

On 500 mg

Thoughts of the Day

Walking into work with Prodigy's Smack My Bitch Up playing on the Ipod gives you a certain pep in your step as you begin a new workday, if you know what I mean...

After 301 days of holdout, the NHL owners and players will finally take the ice next season as scheduled. I'm psyched because now I can go back to continuing to act like hockey doesn't exist which is a lot more fun than it actually being a reality.

I got this text message from my mother, "cu l8r. brb. 143". Huh?

Reasons I have nightmares


With my birthday only 2 shopping months away, I have decided to create a wish list.
In no particular order I give you my TOP 5...

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13 Comments:

Blogger Spexial said...

LOL...I THINK YOUR BLOG IS HILARIOUS...

9:30 AM  
Blogger MaineSqueeze said...

Thank you. You are very spexial.

9:45 AM  
Anonymous Anna B said...

SO.. I would just like to say that this blog is the highlight of my day, every day.
By the way who taught your mom how to text message? should you perhaps get her txt msg 4 dummies for xmas?

10:41 AM  
Blogger Sappho said...

I haven't read your whole blog yet, but decided to ask a REALLY dumb question; are you by chance, a sports fanatic?

Followed ya from the Goddess' blog.

10:58 AM  
Blogger MaineSqueeze said...

I feel like that is a really loaded question Sappho. Before I answer I need to know, is your name pronounced like Sap-HO, Sap-Pee-Ho or Saff-O?



Yes I like sports but I don't really like to paint myself with that brush.

11:36 AM  
Blogger Sappho said...

Ok, to answer your question here, I pronounce it saffo. That doesn't mean I'm correct, but that'll get ya started anyway.

I could tell from your wish-list you were a sports nut.

And to answer the question about being a stalker, sorry hun, I'm not stalking you. Just letting you know how I found ya. I'll keep up with ya more regular-like, unless you want me to go away *sniff, sniff* (holding head down, pouting, about to sulk away). (Glancing back to see if I can stay)

11:52 AM  
Blogger MaineSqueeze said...

The bid on the Barbie makeup head us up to a $1.99. Was that you trying to win over my affection?

11:58 AM  
Blogger Sappho said...

No, dearie. Wasn't me. I kinda outgrew Barbie's (hmm, did I EVER play with Barbie's? - um, no), well, I grew into make-up, but have PLENTY of practice, so I have no need for Barbie's head. Must be someone else out there vying for your affection. You never said if I could stay? *looking hopefully at you*

12:12 PM  
Blogger defiant goddess said...

Oh, sorry, I didn't see this. Sappho is safe. She's good people. :)

12:14 PM  
Blogger defiant goddess said...

I'm afraid to click on those links at work but I'll check them out when I get home. And I am so with you about ignoring hockey. That was funny!

12:16 PM  
Blogger Sappho said...

Oops, looks like I mighta scared ya. Sorry, dearie. Was just trying to keep the playful mood of your blog going. I'm kinda new at posting and was using some play techniques I had seen on others. I'll get back to reality.

12:32 PM  
Blogger MaineSqueeze said...

You've all been punk'd.

Everyone is welcome to stay.

My blog is funnier than Pee Wee's Playhouse

1:21 PM  
Blogger defiant goddess said...

Dag-nab-it! LOL Stay See!!!

:)

3:56 PM  

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