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Thought of the Day: Brittney Spears is reportedly having twins. Her husband, Kevin Federline, is psyched because he is that much closer to matching Bobby Brown for illegitimates.

So what did you do this weekend? I had a few things going on...

Remembered my homemade party punch from college, "The Pempchanko," named after the winning ice skating move from the movie The Cutting Edge and decided to invite some people over....

Pempchanko

1 bottle $5 Rum

1 bottle $3 Vodka

3 packets RED Kool-Aid

1 Quart OJ

bag of ice

Serve in a lined trash barrel.

Found a C3P0 costume on Ebay and placed a bid. Halloween is only 15 weeks away.

Made Pempchanko for all my friends.

Got pissed cause I couldn't remember all the words to that Star light, Star bright thing....

Missed out on like 4 wishes...

Decided Ring Around the Rosie could be the next big thing if I market it just right.

Thought of a new show idea for ABC....

(Not really..saw this on a guy's blog and thought it was the funniest thing I have seen this week! Thanks dude!)

Decided life would be more realistic if she was America's Next Top Model

Got bored and invited some more people over.

Ran out of Pempchanko.