7 Up to Space?
Thought of the Day
7 Up is offering chances to win a free ticket to space. They are going to give away a Virgin Galactic ticket to space. For those of you that don't know, Virgin Galactic is the newest endevour of billionaire brit Richard Branson. His big idea is to create space stations in orbit and allow people to travel all over space. Sounds cool, but scary. Although, he might be on to something with the current state of affairs our country is in. It could serve as a nice getaway. And, as a culture, we have finally reached the point where people are vying for trips to the moon. Weird, especially since winning chances are not only on packs of 7UP, but also found in cherry 7UP, A&W Root Beer and Sunkist orange soda. I guess we should plan on an 8 year old finding the winning ticket. I think Branson has developed Wonka-envy.
TUESDAY'S SHOUT OUTS
Jude Law
I heard on the radio this morning that while your hot fiance, Seana Miller, was out working, you decided to sleep with your nanny while your kids were home (and they told on you). Have you seen too many of your OWN movies, Jude?
The Bad News Bears Movie. [1976]
I don't think you'll find lines like, "What do you expect? All we got on this team are a bunch of jews, spicks, niggers, pansies, and a booger eating moron. Now we got a girl for a pitcher?" in this summer's Billy Bob remake. Props to the original. That movie had balls.
Ma'am & George from Webster
His name was George Poppadopolis people and his wife's name was Ma'am. Nuff said.
Black Cherry or Cherry Vanilla
It don't matter if you're black or white as long as you are with Cherry...mmm, good stuff.
Hungry Hungry Hippos
They helped me cope with my childhood obescity. My friends 'til the end.
Choose your own adventure books
Harry Potter's got nothing on you, my friend. The book that you were never done reading. My new get rich quick scheme is to write adult choose your own adventure books. Now, that'd sell for sure.
7 Up is offering chances to win a free ticket to space. They are going to give away a Virgin Galactic ticket to space. For those of you that don't know, Virgin Galactic is the newest endevour of billionaire brit Richard Branson. His big idea is to create space stations in orbit and allow people to travel all over space. Sounds cool, but scary. Although, he might be on to something with the current state of affairs our country is in. It could serve as a nice getaway. And, as a culture, we have finally reached the point where people are vying for trips to the moon. Weird, especially since winning chances are not only on packs of 7UP, but also found in cherry 7UP, A&W Root Beer and Sunkist orange soda. I guess we should plan on an 8 year old finding the winning ticket. I think Branson has developed Wonka-envy.
TUESDAY'S SHOUT OUTS
Jude Law
I heard on the radio this morning that while your hot fiance, Seana Miller, was out working, you decided to sleep with your nanny while your kids were home (and they told on you). Have you seen too many of your OWN movies, Jude?
The Bad News Bears Movie. [1976]
I don't think you'll find lines like, "What do you expect? All we got on this team are a bunch of jews, spicks, niggers, pansies, and a booger eating moron. Now we got a girl for a pitcher?" in this summer's Billy Bob remake. Props to the original. That movie had balls.
Ma'am & George from Webster
His name was George Poppadopolis people and his wife's name was Ma'am. Nuff said.
Black Cherry or Cherry Vanilla
It don't matter if you're black or white as long as you are with Cherry...mmm, good stuff.
Hungry Hungry Hippos
They helped me cope with my childhood obescity. My friends 'til the end.
Choose your own adventure books
Harry Potter's got nothing on you, my friend. The book that you were never done reading. My new get rich quick scheme is to write adult choose your own adventure books. Now, that'd sell for sure.
Today's Goals
- Kiss a frog and turn him into a prince.
- Buy some Pringles. FIND the way to STOP once you POP.
- Find a universal cure for the hangover.
- Tell my dentist that spit tool fucking sucks.
- Have pizza scratch and sniff stickers for lunch.
- Urge HBO to actually make Queens Boulevard.
- Mail my broken T-Mobile cell phone to Catherine Zeta-Jones.
- Take down Voldemort.
- Finish the Tour de France.
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