I Got Dibs

It's about 100 degrees here in Boston today and I'm melting.

How's Your Humpday?

• Wrote an email to Mother Nature telling her "Point taken. I will conserve more. Just shut off the damn heat!"
• Made a Suicide at the fountain soda machine. (If you don't remember, a Suicide is when you mix all the kinds of soda offered in one drink) No Ice.
• Got an urge to play TV tag.
• Ate York Peppermint Patties as a means to cool off. But I didn't feel no damn sensation.
• Confirmed it takes 9 licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Tootsie pop.
• Wondered if the Tootsie Pop Owl could make a living at Hogwarts.
• Came up 5 things I would do at a blonde dyke bar and then someone had to inform me the saying is "Klondike Bar" and I had to re-evaluate my list.
• Finished my list of childhood honies.

#4 The Sorta MILF

Erin Gray as Kate Sommers Stratton on Silver Spoons

#5 The Cheerleader

Tiffani Amber-Thiessen as Kelly Kopowski on Saved By the Bell

#6 - The Vixen

Tiffani Amber-Thiessen as Valerie on 90210

#7 - The Babysitter

Elizabeth Shue as Chris Parker in Adventures in Babysitting

#8- The Athlete

Martina Navartolova

Oh...Uh...I mean

Uh there were only 7. Yes, just 7.