Monday, July 25, 2005

How was your weekend?

Get Drunk on the Crunk: Saw the best movie I have seen since Million Dollar Baby. It was called Hustle and Flow and if you haven't seen it yet, then you have no idea what my last post was all about. Whoop that trick!

Funny, but kind of annoying: I sat next to 2 people (see photo) who decided to talk throughout the whole movie. At first, it was funny learning about how one of them stole all the other one's shrimp off her salad at dinner when she was in the bathroom. But, then it got a little annoying.

My eyes are playing tricks on me: Dropped $15 on freaking Photo Hunt out at the bar trying to reassure myself I am NOT blind. Thanks stupid bar game for convincing me I have early onset cateracts. Fucking awesome.

Put another dime in the jukebox baby: Played jukebox war with a 60 year old cowboy. This guy decides to drop like $20 in a jukebox on a Saturday night at a Boston bar. Wait. He plays all country music! What? So I decide to trump his ass and fill the jukebox myself and play nothing but 80's crap- kryptonite for any country-music-loving man. Some of my tracks included Kiss is on my list (Hall and Oats), This is it (Huey Lewis), I'm Still Standing (E-John), and Conga (Gloria Estefan)...hahahaha

Hard Times: I spent a combined $35 on a jukebox and video game at a bar. Somebody cut the cord.

More Cowbell: The music group the Caesers did a remake of the Blue Oyster Cult's, Don't Fear the Reeper, and the neglected to involve use of the cowbell. If anyone knows the whereabouts of the Caesers, would you please let me know? I would like to inform them that they just butchered the Mona Lisa.

Lost & Found: I did some cleaning this weekend and found this under my bed.

It wasn't mine. I swear.

7 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your blog is whack! It is milk squirting out of my nose funny!

9:26 AM  
Anonymous Loviejung said...

will you be my valentine Stay?

9:26 AM  
Blogger Spexial said...

ok so this is the funniest post i've read today...you are fuckin nuts 4 real....lmao

9:36 AM  
Blogger MaineSqueeze said...

What what? ...holla at your boo!

9:40 AM  
Blogger Kankasore said...

I had that Pee-Wee doll. I just read all of your postings. Dude, they are a hoot. I am coming back.

Best 80's song: Whip it good

9:58 AM  
Blogger MaineSqueeze said...

Kanka sore? Cute name. Who are your parents UTI and Paper Cut?

Thanks for the props.

I'm ready for reality TV.

10:01 AM  
Blogger Kankasore said...

Ouch

12:16 PM  

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