Things I have learned today

1. Extreme Homemakover has NO boundries.
2. Tipping the Starbucks guy $.04 is the BEST way to make him realize he sucks.
3. I can buy my very own REAL lightsaber for only $99.99!
4. Sausage gravy should stay in the south.
5. People are still trying to get away with saying "you are the weakest link."

Things I have learned today

1. Coffee tops are the anti christ.
2. Kenny Loggins Danger Zone is the best song ever recorded.
3. Jake Gyllenhall seems to be in every movie I have loved this year.
4. Shitting your pants is a humbling experience.
5. Shitting your pants can sting a little bit.
6. Pudding, although fattening and sticky, can put a smile on your face instantly.